wow i suddenly feel really like shit.. shows that money doesn make happniess... and i havent got a dime in the world.. you why they call a "shot" (drink) a shot? back in western days the shot of liquor and a bullet cost about the same. so batenders would trade a drink for a bullet.. well i have about half a bottle of tequlia down stairs.. anyone wanna make a trade?
ohh to day is NOT good.. so its snowing.. i leave for work and less then like a mile i SLOWLY slide into a curb.. bent my fucking rim.. so it sucks to drive now.. 2 i cant go home for christmas.. gotta bent rim AND the weather sucks.. so it would be like a 7 hour drive.. i'm not down with that.. so i'm gonna be home.. alone.. on christmas.. i hate this.. *sigh*..
i never understood this.. in the mens room there are urinals but some l insist on going into the stall to stand up and pee.. i mean arnt that what the urinals are for? to stand up and pee in? i asked jack.. and he says its cuz of splash back.. but with YEARS of peeing.. you'd think they'd learn how to aim.. i can understand stage fright.. standing next to someone with your shlong in your hand, might be a lil odd.. be common every guy does it.. i mean.. you have one they have one.. "whats the big fuckin deal bitch?" (to quote eric cartman) i donno.. well what ever..
- Peter griffin - i'm going to microwave a bagel and have sex with it - Quagmire - the butter's in the fridge!
P.S. i just actually sucked on a skittle till it was alll gone.. i fought the urge to just CHOMP on it.. i'm amused..